happymonk:

he asked if i knew

that the man who
went to Harvard but then
incurred a traumatic brain
injury because he got hit
with a baseball bat in the back
of the head in the hard part of
washington DC for the 20 dollars
in his pocket who now looks like a
fat baby who carries around a
fart machine where in public he
bends over and unleashes large electronic
farts for all the old ladies in the vicinity

could play all the partitas and fugues
by Bach by heart

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dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 

It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

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beexgood:

I often romanticize about these types of train rides.


OMG what’s not to romanticize? Is this even real?!

beexgood:

I often romanticize about these types of train rides.

OMG what’s not to romanticize? Is this even real?!

(Source: para-quedas)

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You never really know how amazing certain moments are until you look back at them a long time later. 

Went looking for something relaxing to do and ended up on the swings at Riverside Park.

Went looking for something relaxing to do and ended up on the swings at Riverside Park.

Thoughts after 6 weeks

Come back. I need you. 

"La journée était douce, mais un peu triste, comme souvent le dimanche à Paris, surtout quand on ne croit pas en Dieu."

Michel Houellebecq

Jerry Paper at WBARBQ

Jerry Paper at WBARBQ

"Instead of writing,
I would rather be saying
all these words to you."

Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

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